{"id":58,"date":"2010-03-20T22:10:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T03:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/?p=58"},"modified":"2010-03-20T22:11:50","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T03:11:50","slug":"best-fortune-cookie-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/entry\/58","title":{"rendered":"Best. Fortune. Cookie. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so relying on this in my criminal trial.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/eminism.org\/img\/fortune_virtuous.jpg\" alt=\"Fortune: For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous.\" width=\"300\" height=\"75\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ALSO: my second-best ever.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/eminism.org\/img\/fortune_influence.jpg\" alt=\"Fortune: Now is a great time to broaden your scope of influence.\" width=\"300\" height=\"100\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so relying on this in my criminal trial. ALSO: my second-best ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eminism.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}